34 - age I turned today
25 - age someone recently told me I was really at

4 - Number of gifts Pace got from Shea today
2 - Number of gifts I got from Shea today

2 - Number of times Pace almost peed on me
1 - Number of times Pace peed in his own eye

7 - Number of people who partook in my birthday cake at work for our "birthday cake social club"
8 - Number of pieces I cut the cake into because seven would require an engineering degree

27 - Number of "birthday wish" wall posts I got on Facebook
1 - Number of wall posts I did for other Facebook friends who were born on July 18

6 - Number of people in on a conference call at noon with me
1 - Number of times I've been marked as "absent" in an earlier conference call I did attend after not saying very much for the hour

9 - Number of hours I would've gotten if I'd slept right through from the time I went to bed until the time my alarm was set for
7 - Number of times I was awakened in the night by Pace crying or squeaking or murmuring while eating or otherwise making noises.
2 - Number of diapers I changed during those nine hours